It is imperative that I give you the following information, which Mr. -RA- C.Soul wants concealed from the public. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Today, we might have let him discourage us from expressing our op-ed pieces in whatever way we damn well please. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will resolve our disputes without violence. The first response to this from his cronies is perhaps that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: He sometimes uses the word "anticonfederationist" when describing his ploys. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.
Griping about C.Soul will not make him stop trying to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of his own base nature. Too many emotions to count raced through my mind when I first realized that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. All I'm trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the crafty tendencies that make C.Soul want to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques. I realize that unilateralism is a tremendous problem in our society, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? Rhetoric aside, everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that there have been reports of rampant drunkenness, performances by strippers, public nudity, and other licentious and impolitic behavior at every gathering of his lackeys. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
In retrospect, C.Soul has always been more postmodernist than most snivelling paranoiacs. To some extent, he keeps saying that the average working-class person can't see through his chicanery. For some reason, C.Soul's henchmen actually believe this nonsense. If I recall correctly, he refuses to come to terms with reality. C.Soul prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. The whole premise of his threats is false, and his arguments are specious at best. Considering the corruption and foolishness that characterize maladroit blockish slumlords, if I want to barf, that should be my prerogative. I undoubtedly don't need C.Soul forcing me to.
His wheelings and dealings may sound comfortable and simple, but it must not be forgotten that his announcements are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely brutal, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, by excluding any possibility of comparison, he can easily pass off his own reinterpretations of historic events as works of genius. Of that I am certain, because he often starts with a preconceived story and then plugs in supposed "information" in order to create a somewhat believable tale. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that hectoring beatniks with stronger voices than minds would revert to insufferable behavior. But throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to find the common ground that enables others to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that it is unhesitatingly not the intention of Heaven to let C.Soul fuel the censorship-and-intolerance crowd and those who wish to make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks. Naturally, C.Soul belongs to the latter category. I know the following is an incredibly cheap shot, but I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, his imprecations represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. We must subject C.Soul's arguments to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing, without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize.
Anyone who follows today's debates on careerism and, by happenstance, is also familiar with C.Soul's foolish philosophies, is struck by that old truism: C.Soul has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. I don't normally want to expose anyone to rigorous sarcasm, satire and disdain, but he deserves it. His assistants are the carrion birds of humanity, but, as you know, if one could get a Ph.D. in Nativism, he would be the first in line to have one.
Time cannot change C.Soul's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which C.Soul can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power. Refractory snooty recidivists (like C.Soul) are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, C.Soul uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity.
The only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. Common-sense understanding of human nature tells us that we must invite all people who have been harmed by C.Soul to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to illustrate the virtues that C.Soul lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, he will exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. Opposing his fatuitous insolent campaigns actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being. This position, in large part, parallels civil libertarianism, but with particular emphasis on the fact that if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to force me to adopt a new world-view.
Sure, we could just sit back and let C.Soul advocate fatalistic acceptance of an uncontrollable new world order, but that prospect really grates on people who have any kind of common sense. Think of the lives that could be saved if we would just condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who rob, steal, cheat, and murder. Are you prepared to discuss this, C.Soul? It is important to differentiate between militant adolescents and ultra-sexist bums who, in a variety of ways, have been lured by his sappy smear tactics, or who have ended up wittingly or unwittingly in coalitions with his helpers, or who maintain contact with C.Soul as part of serious and legitimate research. I should add parenthetically that in asserting that the laws of nature don't apply to him, he demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Again, if you want to hide something from him, you just have to put it in a book.
I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. C.Soul distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. His toadies portray themselves as fervent believers in freedom of speech and expression, but are loath to reveal that almost every day, C.Soul outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's emphatically breathtaking to watch him. What I mean to say is that I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that he is up to, the more shocking things, things like how he wants to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about his jokes. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but if I seem a bit unregenerate, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level.
In its annual report on putrid incidents, the government concluded that C.Soul recently stated that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary, because a great many of us don't want him to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his doctrinaire beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments). Plan to join his camp? Be sure to check your conscience at the door. Just because phlegmatic expansionism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from C.Soul. For one thing, it would be better for him to do nothing than to move increasingly towards the establishment of a totalitarian Earth. But more important, some dour usurers actually claim that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. This is the kind of muddled thinking that he is encouraging with his methods of interpretation. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as careless voluptuaries. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and tell you a little bit about Mr. -RA- C.Soul and his pathetic obiter dicta.